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Wednesday, 18 August 2010

EAST WHITTINGTON EVENING STANDARD
ARMED DIAMOND ROBBERY
CAR CHASE IN BRIGGSTOWN
SHOOTING AT AIRFIELD
The Borough was left reeling today after a town wide police chase which lead to a number of arrests and a least one armed robber dead on the tarmac of Whittington Airfield.
At 11.30 this morning four or five people entered Ranter's Jewellers on Pond Street, according to eyewitness Joe Walker, "I was in Ranter's buying some stuff for the girls, know what I mean? When in strolls these geezers and this bird all armed to the teeth; one bloke fires his nostrils into the ceiling and another points this machine gun at Jerry Ranter and says "give us the diamonds". The bird (and I'd like to see her without her stocking mask, right?) she gives it some verbals about this being an appropriation for the worker's army. I keep shtum and out they trot with a good collection of old Jerry's finest uncuts; they all pile into cars and off they go."
Uniformed officers arrived too late at the scene but the alert had gone out and The Flying Squad were already haring into action. One getaway car was picked up on the Church Road junction and pursued all the way into Briggstown where they were intercepted and driven off the road. One robber ran off but another was arrested by DC "Bammo" Banham. A community spokesman for Briggstown later said "Dey hit dat guy hard and he didn get up easy, de cars were all over de place. One guy he does a runner but dat cop he's no sprinter heheh! Tell you one thing - we aint gonna take it if dey come down here with that policing."
Meanwhile, the second car was pursued to the Whittingham Airfield where they tried to elude the Police in the old hangars; the driving skills of DS Owens held good though and eyewitnesses report the getaway car being rammed, crashing to a halt and two detectives doubling back. Automatic fire was clearly heard in the Airfield Offices "Yes, there was a semi automatic weapon fired" says Reg Curran, Traffic Controller, "a .30 I think may be an M1 carbine. Then several shots from a heavy calibre pistol. I looked out and saw a bloke sprinting off but this ginger chap tore after him, rugby tackled him and then rabbit punched him."
A Police spokesman later said "One armed robber was shot dead by DCI Hacker, two more arrests were made and a number of weapons recovered". There are reports that a man and a woman were seen driving at speed along Mill Lane - just outside Briggstown - on a motorbike; speculation is rife that the diamonds and the ring leaders escaped.
AFTERMATH
Rob Saunders was arrested and charged with armed robbery, found guilty he was sentenced to 15 years; an appeal is underway on grounds of evidential irregularities
Johhny Ryan was shot by DCI Hacker whilst resisting arrest
Chris Barnes was sentenced to 15 years for armed robbery
Two .44 magnums, a Luger and an M1 carbine were recovered
None of the diamonds stolen from Ranters have been found
DCI Jim Hacker has made the following statement:
"What we are hearing is that these are not decent ordinary criminals, they are left wing loons who are ripping off hard working people. We are goung to bring them in. All of them."

2 comments:

  1. Brilliant! It reminded me of my youth.

    The Sweeney's doing ninety
    'Cause they've got the word to go
    They get a gang of villains
    In a shed up at Heathrow
    They're counting out the fivers
    When the hand cuffs lock again
    In and out of Wandsworth
    With the numbers on their names
    It's funny how their missus
    Always look the bleeding same
    And meanwhile at the station
    There's a couple of likely lads
    Who swear like how's your father
    And they're very cool for cats
    They're cool for cats - Cool for cats

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  2. Hi John – glad you enjoyed it; that bit of “Cool for cats” was in my mind when doodling up the background to the game. I’m toying with the idea of a raid on a dodgy deal in a hangar at some point or a light plane being busted for gun running. If anyone likes the Sweeney / Minder / Life on Mars vibe then I can only say “Geezers – Shutit” by Killer B Games. I like them a lot - the action bits and the trial rules (along with my own ideas for “fitting them up”) are excellent for the dynamic bit of a game – the chase, fisticuffs, arrest stuff. The car rules are fun too – for the ramming at the airfield I simply rolled against the driver’s “wheels” skills – as per the rules - the ramming went in - but I then resolved it dynamically by gently moving the models, ramming the getaway car to see where it went and then extrapolating the move from there. Crunch.

    I recall a plea for more pics. Well, our digicamera is fine for hols but not much use for figures; also - to be honest, there isnt much to see! I tend to use a few things to set the scene (aircraft control tower, nissen hut, a car or two) and then let the imagination do the rest. I simply have not built East Whittington in the garage. Sorry folks - I think though that Mark and Mike are going to make up for me here.


    When the SAS get involved – and they will, it’s just a matter of time really – I may use Geezers for the crash bang stuff – again the dynamic moments of action but Wessex Games’ rules also look like they may fit the bill. Mark and I had a good talk about them and they certainly look to be the job for the kind of games we are running.

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