Capt Price: right lads. This is your acclimatisation briefing on joining ISOF. First things first, you all got a brew? Right. On with the show. Soap. SOAP! Get off that bloody X-Box and get in HERE!
Price: Fine. I'll do it from memory.Welcome to ISOF - International Support and Observation Force, based here at FOB CRIMEA in sunny Hav. Formed this year when the mentoring mandate from the UN expired but it was quite clear that internal Slavikovan tensions remained a threat to regional security and that Hav and it's neighbours need assistance. Our role is to train and support the Hav intelligence community, their military and Special Forces, to observe Slavikovan military activities and to act to enable local elements.Is that clear?
All: muttering and slurps of tea and coffee
Price: So that's a yes then. Local players. Slavikovan spetsnatz, mafia funded ultra nationalists, nationalists, moderate militarists, extremist modernists, old school communists and kzarist monarchist revanchists. Our lads are the Hav military, their Narco Interventura, Grenzjager special forces, police and somewhere out there is Hav organised crime who are playing their own bloody game.
Our assets. Headshed is me and Soap. Ops room is Box from 6, QMS Bob and the Scaleys. The Green Slime lives in the basement and is let out if he's been a good boy.
Red Team is Gaz, Baz, Chaz and Daz. You lot are Blue team. Joern, Ron, Piotr and Leif are Zulu team.
You've seen the helos and vehicles on the strip and we have access to some really warry air kit, JTAC etc as long as its not needed elsewhere. Ron, keep in touch with your old firm, in case.
One last thing. We DO NOT operate ATR - Across The River. Never. That's official so it must be true. Right off you go and here, pass 'em around - maps of ATR.
All: scuffle of chairs, rumble of boots, stampede to exits
Price: Bloody IT. Bloody Soap. Bloody Xbox.
Further reports to follow as soon as Capt P has overcome his IT difficulties and dragged Soap away from his Xbox