The United Kingdom appears to be sliding closer to all out civil war as forces of the army backed provisional government and those supporting a FREE Wales clash at a historic border town on the England-Wales border.
We go over now to Madison Gardens who is on the scene covering the escalation in events and filed this report earlier today.
3...2....1....Thank you Bob. It's a sad day. Englishman fighting Englishman here in the frankly, picturesque market town of Abergavenny. Government troops have pushed into the centre of the town rounding up pockets of resistance from Welsh and socialist backed insurgents. The streets we saw had been turned into a warzone. A stark testimony to the ferocity of the fighting.
The government forces haven't had it their own way. An army source tells me that..... Oh wait! Wait!.... Here are more reinforcements moving into the city.....WHO ARE YOU? Can you tell CNN News WHAT UNIT ARE YOU WITH?
"F@<£;* @££ luv!"
"Wessex Rangers. Hard b'st'rds! Come to finish the job!"
Here is proof that this is no walkover. You can hear gunfire behind us now. An army source tells me that government paratroopers are on one side of St Mary's church and the rebel backed Free Welch Army are holding out from positions on the other side.
Whichever way this goes, and there can only be one ending, the once United Kingdom will be left with wounds that will take decades to heal. Back to the studio.