Monday, 19 September 2011

News Headlines......

Tonight, police and security forces throughout Borsetshire are hunting the murderers of Ted Povey, proprietor of a local garage and a still unconfirmed number of soldiers. The incident took place at the Nevilles Cross Garage, south east of Borchester. Security forces quickly cordoned off the scene but the assailants eluded detection in a stolen army Land Rover and are still at large.

Residents in Borchester are asked to immediately report anything suspicious and if they have any information relating to this incident at all, to contact their local police station. Superintendant Jim Hacker will be holding a press conference tomorrow.

In Paris, President Giscard d'Estaing met.........


  1. Oh wow, they did get a pretty good kicking it would seem. Power to the People!

  2. Well, yes, thats one way to put it.