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The battle of Top Malo House during the Falklands War of 1982 has always piqued my interest and
I had it in the back of my mind that one day I would play it out within a Winter of '79' scenario.
I'm therefore grateful to the new Osprey published Force on Force which has Top Malo House as a scenario on page 182 and for bringing the action back to the forefront of my mind.
I've managed to come up with several variants on the Top Malo theme which I think will be fun to play over the coming weeks. But tonight I'm starting simply with this local set-to in the vale of the Hossack Hills.
George Malo is an Ulster vet. Local legend has it that he's from Romani stock and that during Bloody Sunday, he rode shotgun on a Humber Pig into the midst of the mayhem. There are those who point him out in that famous Daily Mail photo, used at the Inquiry whitewash and simply labelled as 'Soldier X'.
George, lives out his gypsy inheritance at what is cynically known hereabouts as George Malo House. His 'estate' is in fact no more than a tumbledown collection of sheds, shacks, caravans and rusting lorry shells. But it's the base from which he and a collectiom of gypsy and scrote drifters rustle local livestock and farm machinery within the county.
The present troubles have meant that times are good for George. There is a thriving black market for illicit bacon, ham and the odd spring lamb or two dozen. And this is exactly why the Borchester Conservative Young Farmers have decided to close down George's business.
Led by ex-Etonian and posh regiment short term commission Robin Partrdge-Woodthrush, the CYF have agreed to burn down the property on the night of 26th February. George Malo will be reasoned with, at the point of a gun, and ejected from the county by force if necessary. One or two of the more recent public school members of the CYF are a bit more gung-ho and relish the thought of ridding the county of this 'scum'. Whatever form that may take!
George has 5 armed and 3 unarmed men about the 'estate'. There's a van load of British Hampshire carcasses to get off to a butcher in Felpersham and eveyone is here to lend a hand. A few of the lads will make sure the bacon gets' to it's destination AND gets paid for, with no funny business.
George himself is heavily armed with a Shotgun, an SLR and a WW2 German Luger. He's also managed to procure an L4 Bren, an SMLE, Sterling SMG, AK47 and a twin bore shotgun for his men.
Partridge-Woodthrush Senior has connections and unsurprisingly the 12 members of the CYF 'commando wing' are fully armed with SLRs, rifle grenades, Sterlings, and a GPMG.
Cheers
Mark
Oi! Woodthrush! George belongs to East Whittington CID, get your lah di dah di eton mitts off of our villain. If there's any nicking to be done we do it. Now get back to your artillery room like a good little upper class twit.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a really fun scenario that would need a minimum of terrain and models.
ReplyDelete-Eli
I cant wait to see it played out, take plenty of pics.
ReplyDeletePlayed it out - great fun. My new security software is preventing me from uploading the text including scenario specifics and Ill be buggered if I write it all out again long hand.
ReplyDeleteAs soon as I sort out the permissions I'll get the AAR up on the blog.
Cheers
Mark
Thanks Mark!
ReplyDeleteLove all the gypsy talk. Maybe you could do a scenario where some Etonian types kick out Winston and his rasta cronies, or put evict Abdullah and his family from Bradford.
ReplyDeleteYou could call it "Daily Mail Wargames"
The 'gypsy' background for George is to give him some character and identify him as a strong independant individual. He's a bit of a Geezer. No more.
ReplyDeleteThe late 1970's and early 1980s were not the inclusive society of today. Southall, Brixton and Bristol all atest to that. I will therefore reflect the social and political polarities of the time even if sometimes they are taken to the extremes portrayed in TV shows from the period such as The Professionals.
I detect a hint of sarcasm in the comment, nevertheless it's worth saying that popularist newspapers such as the Mail, partisan politics plus a breakdown in order could well have seen the scenarios you suggest, though probably not initiated by the Eton set.
Not a place for this blog or my gaming generally. Nor is taking seriously anonymous comments.
Cheers
Mark